0.5 oz. Grain Alcohol
1 oz. strawberry liqueur
0.25 oz. vodka
0.5 oz. Absolut Citron®
4 oz. beer
1 Coffee
0.5 oz. white rum
1 tbs. cranberry juice
Directions:
***WARNING***: WE TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT MAY OCCUR AS A RESULT OF INGESTING THIS DRINK. THIS ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE MAY CAUSE TEMPORARY OR PERMANENT PARALYSIS, BRAIN DAMAGE OR INSTANTANEOUS DEATH. Mixing Instructions: Take all of the fluids, dump into a large bucket, mix well with a wooden spoon, and dispense evenly among friends in highball glasses. Note: Keep bucket close by in case of accidental upheaval.
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